They walk amongst us !!

My neighbor bought a new fridge for her house. To get rid of the old fridge, she put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it...'

For the next three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. she eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So she changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale Rs 1000.'

The next day someone stole it!

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While driving way back home from the office, I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"





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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.......'

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

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My sister-in-law has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the car trunk.







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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned....

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Recently i had a business trip to Patna and I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.

The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.

'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'....
(Thank god, i landed safe..!!)



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While waiting for my order at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza. He appeared to be alone and the person on the other side of the counter asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces;

I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.